After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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