i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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