I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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