Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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