I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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