I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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