Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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