you guys were way drunker than both of me
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
At least life still wants to fuck me.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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