check it out our google latitudes are spooning
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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