chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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