i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
There r osticjed everywhere
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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