Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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