then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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