no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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