You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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