she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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