no. you can't hotbox the world.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Randomize
