You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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