I'm going to rape someone's good day.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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