Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I am available for nakedness
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