Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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