I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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