Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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