Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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