There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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