If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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