id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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