i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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