I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Randomize
