I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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