YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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