Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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