what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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