Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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