i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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