do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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