his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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