i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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