So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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