the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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