Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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