Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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