i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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