Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
i need some magic done to my vagina
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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