Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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