Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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