I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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