How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
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