Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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