you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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