DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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