Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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