Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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