Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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