Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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